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Mike O'neil ~ General Manager

Ted's Ramblins'
How does a cowboy dress?

By Ted Garcia


This Ramblin’ introduces I. Ted Garcia, our Ranch Driver and also one of our Reservations Wranglers. He’s a very special guy! I know you’ll enjoy getting to know him. -- Boss Lady

When the Boss Lady first approached me about driving our guests out to the Ranch, I was a little bit more than worried. Upon first glance, you probably wouldn’t think, “Now, there’s a cowboy.” You see I didn’t grow up riding horses, or doing much around any ranch. That’s not to say I don’t consider myself a good working hand. Besides, my heart has always been that of a cowboy.

You see, I grew up in a west Texas barrio sandwiched between a dairy farm to one side and cotton fields to the other. Out in that Texas desert working the dairy cows some winters and the fields on odd summers, my way of being quickly became that of the cowboy.

What that means exactly I can’t explain, and neither can any other cowboy worth his salt. Maybe it’s something in the walk, or perhaps it has to do with the way we understand the world; having to look out from between the legs of some beast of one sort or another most of the time. What’s part and parcel with this way of seeing the world is a quiet kind of attitude that doesn’t have much to say most of the time, but will never stay quite still when there’s something important to be taught.

The Boss lady said, “don’t you worry you’ll do just fine” and sure enough it’s turned out to be the best chore I’ve ever had the pleasure of doing. Guests from England, Japan, Portugal, and all sorts of other wonderful places sit themselves in the backseat of that old Suburban and proceed to share the world with me as we wind our way to the Ranch.

Like that man from the Isle of Jersey, (I thought the only Jersey was New Jersey and told him his accent didn’t sound like anybody from Jersey I’d ever heard.) He came to Las Vegas to gamble and gamble hard, but when lady luck didn’t make an appearance he decided to look around for something else to do. He asked the concierge at his hotel what might be fun and was told about the Ranch. At once he was intrigued by the idea of being a cowboy for a day. After calling the reservations line and making arrangements, he went about the Las Vegas strip in effort to buy the right ‘outfit’ for his adventure.

Now I’m sure if he taken a bit more time and thought about it a bit further he would’ve come up with a different get-up. However, he had Clint Eastwood, Audey Murphy and maybe a dash of the Duke in mind as he made his way through the forum shops. The result was a five foot three man in stiff designer jeans, a cowboy style embroidered red silk shirt, a periwinkle blue kerchief and ostrich skin boots. He was ready to be a cowboy for a day. Oddly enough, all of that might’ve worked too, but when he walked out of one of the shops with a wine red colored ten-gallon Stetson atop his head and a cheroot dangling from the corner of his mouth, well you’ll just have to use your own imagination. I’ll simply say this; a cowboy of those colorings never walked the streets of Laredo.

Anyway, he spent the best part of the day out at the Ranch and a better time couldn’t have been had by anyone. He charmed everyone with his innocence and want to be a Real cowboy. Everybody out there (even to the most hardened cowboy) went that extra step to make his dream come true. By the time he stepped down from the old Suburban and into his hotel I could’ve sworn I saw something of a cowboy in his walk, or maybe it was the way he held his head, or maybe . . . .

Maybe it’s what makes this the best job ever and causes some guests to come back time after time. There’s something about the smell of mesquite and creosote in the wind that makes a body want to sing a Hank Williams song. That something heard in the coyote’s yelps as it runs off in the distance. It’s that ‘thing’ you see in an old cowboy’s eyes when he jokingly complains about his bad back.

Or perhaps it’s none of these things. Maybe, when all else is said and done, what I discovered is that there is still a place where I can sit quietly and let my spirit catch up and re-new an old way of being. The cowboy way.

The Ramblin' is SVR's newsletter about current and past events.

To view past Ramblin's please choose one of the following links:
The Boss Mare?
Is there a Santa?
Babies are so cute!
Gettin' Old!
The Bufford Dilemma

How does a cowboy dress?
An uneasy feeling!
Woodrow is a real horse!

  Note from a Scotch Lass
Boss Lady's New Colt
Farewell for Now


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